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OK,
I admit it, I'm an Ig-Slave. Since Mozilla arrived, more and more
of my daily life seems to revolve around her. Thus, I present to
you:
You
Know You're Ig-Whipped When...
Have
one to add to the list? Email
me with your additions!
- You go to
test drive new cars and the selling point on the one you get is
the heated seats that will be great for keeping Mo warm during
winter vet trips.
- You spend
more at the grocery store on Ig salad than you do on 'human' food.
- You get up
early on a Saturday to make Ig salad because all you can think
of as you're cuddled up in bed with hubby is 'Mo is probably wondering
where her breakfast is!'
- Said hubby
offers to buy you a new CD player to replace your broken one and
you reply, 'Thanks dear, but could I have a pair of IgGrips
instead?'
- You come
home from shopping to find your neighbor has cut down a tree,
so you immediately run over to beg for branches so Mo has some
new things to climb.
- You spend
$18 on a brand new heating pad for Mo, and keep the 20yr old one
for yourself.
- You spend
$600 on vet bills for a 'free' Iguana.
- Hubby looks
at you rather concernedly saying 'you're covered in blood again'
and you cheerfully reply, 'yeah, but I got some awesome pictures!'
- You convince
yourself that a conversation with your Igs is more fruitful than
with other human beings (and you actually simulate Ig voices to
justify
the reason that you are talking to yourself) - Submitted by
Rev. J. Crosby
- Your friends
look at you oddly when you tell them about the 'Play Date' you've
set up for your iguanas.
©
2002 - M. Martin
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